Best Atlanta Strip Club Guide

Ok, it is highly recommended that anyone visiting Atlanta visit a strip club. We are famous for our strip clubs because the talent of the dancers, their unique beauty, and the upscale vibe. This is not your normal strip club, this is a high-end experience that combines local food, music, and talent in one venue.

Yes, food too!

Not only will you see naked ladies with very unique looks (big booties!), you also will get some of the best food Atlanta has to offer. Not only for men, women in Atlanta love going to strip clubs too! Here, going to a strip club is much more an entertainment destination, rather than a sexual one. People go for fun, and even on dates! It is just like going to a dance club, no big deal lol.

Each strip club has its own flavor and can depend on whatyou are looking for, so choose wisely from this helpful guide. Best strip clubs listed from best to worst below.

1. Best and expensive: The Cheetah

This club is known for the beauty of its dancers. The atmosphere is high-class, expensive. You will find celebrities and business men here of all backgrounds and it even has its own upscale restaurant inside too!

2. Fancy, but not over-priced: Pink Pony

An Atlanta classic for people growing up here. It is a nice place, but not as expensive as The Cheetah. Looks more like club inside. Has food, but not as good as The Cheetah. Good mix of men and women. Great dancers with skill and beauty.

3. Hip-Hop and party: Magic City
This club is famous among rappers and Hip-Hop artist. Local rappers may stop by, but you also have a change of seeing major celebrities from out of town too! They are know for the Monday night party which features Hip-Hop music and even food like their popular chicken wings. The venue itself, isn't that nice, but it is a fun and unque experience that ony Atlanta can provide.

4. Fun and cheap: Follies

This is where the venue and strippers aren't going to be the best or most beautiful, but for a fun time go here. The strippers don't have as much skill and aren't as good looking as the top places, but they will put on a show with good music. Go here if you just want to drink for cheap and have fun with a group of friends.

Best Atlanta Reality TV Shows

Hey ya'll! If you are looking for a weekly taste of Atlanta, reality TV shows are a great way to get a peek into what is happening in the city. Below are some of my favorite TV shows from Atlanta!

1. Chrisley Knows Best
A very Southern, crazy, funny family. Includes thick accent and slang.

2. Love & Hip Hop Atlanta
The going-ons of what it is like to be a mediocre Hip-Hop artist in Atlanta, or date one of them! LGBT friendly.

3. Real Housewives of Atlanta
Follow upper-middle class females around the city as the drink, eat, gossip, and fight with each other. Great insight into the upwardly mobile black community.

4. Say Yes To The Dress
A bridal show were future brides try on dresses.

5. Married At First Sight
Not sure why anyone wold want to be on this show, but this show is about people who get married to other unknown randoms who were selected for them by psychologist.It doesn't work out in the end!

What to do in Atlanta?

I found that one of the most common questions on Twitter about #Atlanta were asking what there is to do in this town. I felt bad for the desperate and lost out-of-towners, so here is a list:

1. Stone Mountain Park
2. Coca-Cola Museum
3. Piedmont Park
4. High Museum
5. Botanical Gardens
6. Biking/Hiking
7. Chattahooche River
8. Tubing/Kayaking
9. Six Flags
10. Lenox Mall
11. Underground Atlanta
12. MLK Tour
13. White Water Park
14. Brunch/Dining
15. Partying in Midtown/Buckhead/Edgewood
16. Lake Lanier
17. Camping
18. Drive-In Movie
19. Sports Game

What else do ya'll want?!

Best House Music Playlist for March 2016

Hiiii, spring is here and with that comes some happy dancey House music. This is what I am listening to now and what has been playing at some of the Atlanta House parties this month! WHat do you think of this playlist?

1. Leonardo Gonnelli - Beside

2. Martin Solveig & GTA - Intoxicated (Official Music Video)

3. David Zowie - House Every Weekend

4. DeMarzo - Physical Attraction (Original Mix)

5. Hot Since 82 - Veins (Original Mix)

Things Basic Girls Do in Atlanta

Basic girls in Atlanta be like...

1. Mimosas and brunch at Cheesecake Factory

At least go somewhere cool for brunch like Park Tavern and enjoy the weather.

2. Shop at Ann Taylor Loft

Why are you trying to dress like a 40 year old woman?

3. Fireball shots!

Why tho?

4. Go on dates to eat ice cream or drink coffee.

Um, no. All dates should include alcohol. We are not 15 years old!

5. Says things like "vibessss <3" and "music is my best friend".

Everyone likes music, you ain't special.

6. Dates a local photographer, DJ, or musician.

Losers.

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The Crazy Old Lady at Intermezzo Cafe

Watch out! There is a crazy old lady that hangs out at the Intermezzo Cafe in Dunwoody that tries to pick up men in very sneak ways. This is true - I seent it with my own eyes!

Imagine Cruella de Wil (from 101 Dalmations) with a fur coat, bad plastic surgery, and dripping in fake costume jewelry. What a character, ha!

Same.

When I saw her, she walking in with 2 broken legs in temporary casts and went straight to the bar. She ordered a gin and tonic and looked for her next victim. The fake casts were obviously a ploy to get men to feel sorry for her.

Once she saw a man walk by, she would "accidentally" drop cash on the floor and ask the man to pick it up for her, striking up a conversation at the same time. After talking for 1-2 minutes, she would ask the man to buy her a drink because her drink was empty because it  "fell on the floor". Sneaky!

Then she would somehow knock her drink into the man, making it seem like he spilled the drink on her. She would complain about it and try to get them to make up for it by "giving her a ride home". Ha, this lady is crazy!

In real life.

At that point, the men would notice that she was crazy and leave.

This happened several times to different men over a couple of hours while I was there. Though the last man I saw said he was going to leave for 30 minutes, come back, and drive her home. Yo bro, i know she is crazy, but you are even worse for going home with her!

She ordered a meal to go, SAVAGE!

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Atlanta Groupie Guide!

Atlanta is a headquarters for the type of women you see on reality TV - thots, groupies, chickenheads, etc. Why? Is it a stereotype? No, it’s true! Atlanta is full of groupies and it one of the worst things about going out and dating in Atlanta. You can't expect to date someone that doesn't have a couple of groupies after them (male or female)!

Groupies be like.

There are many types of groupies, but we deal mainly with the ones in the Atlanta party scene. These are the worst type because they perpetually fawn over mediocre DJs who play at "underground" parties and clubs. Tip to groupie: If you gonna be a groupie, at least be a groupie to someone with real talent and money, Jesus! For this, and other reasons, these groupies are so whack!

Groupies at the music festival.

Another reason why groupies ruin the scene is because they hype up a DJs ego even if they aren't good, making it harder for real fans of the music to be honest about how they feel about the parties they throw. For examples, they will says something like:

"omg! that party was amazing! vibesssss <3"

My boyfriend is a DJ.

So, be warned. Some ways to spot this type of groupie are:

1. Goes to parties -- alone!
2. Dances behind the DJ booth -- alone!
3. Bounces around the party talking to random people for like 2 minutes each.
4. Takes pictures of themselves and random people and the DJ without warning.
5. They walk around like they have an "amazing" outfit on, but it is not amazing. It is likely a combination of "vintage" and Forever 21.
6. They say that they are going to every party on Facebook, even if they don't go.
7. They have a crew of groupie friends.
8. They say things like "vibes" and "music is my best friend".
9. They go to music festivals.
10. They like everything on Facebook that a DJ posts.
11. Has slept with several local DJs
12. Is self-proclaimed “crazy”.

Thursday Parties in Atlanta

Hey, if you are a local you already know where to go! This is for all of our visitors, welcome! We know Atlanta can be confusing, but there are plenty of parties on Thursdays so try one of these this week.

1. Eclipse De Luna: The Dunwoody location has had a Latin/Salsa party every Thursday since I was in college (10 years ago), haha. So it is always a good choice to go there for dinner, tapas, drinks, and dancing.

2. Speakeasy: This spot is more of a loungy bar, but has a chill party every Thursday with local house/techno DJs. So if you just want to get a drink and listen to goo music, go here.

3. Opera Night Club: If you are used to partying in Las Vegas, that's the vibe you will get here. Its a super club with a big dance floor and fancy decorations. They have usually have a mix of DJs, EDM, and pop hits; but Thurday's are hip-hop nights. Outdoor patio make it cute for the summer.

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Atlanta Resturant Review: Kimball House

My favorite restaurant in Atlanta is the Kimball House. Though more expensive than most restaurants, it is definitely worth trying. Even if you don't make a lot of money, you can save your coins and try it at least once in your life!

Here of some reasons why this food is something you will want to invest in:

1. The Ambiance: An authentic mix of what Atlanta offers as a city. The environment is authentic, real, nice, charming, casual, and fancy all in one. This makes it a great spot for a special date, cocktails with friends, or a fancy meal. Think, speakeasy with a modern 1920s vibe.

2. The Neighborhood: Located in Decatur, this restaurant is conveniently located by the Marta station and the center of downtown Decatur which offers a variety of other restaurants, bars, and shops to browse after or before dinner.

3. The Caviar: Wow! The first time I had caviar was here and it was the best thing I have ever eaten -- no wonder people pay so much money for fish eggs! There is a great selection and comes with amazing buttery toast. Especially known for the locally raise caviar from The University of Georgia.

4. The Drinks: Yo, these are some specialty cocktails. The ones with the big ice and real flowers - say no more! Try a cocktail with a unique combination of flavors or even Absinthe.

5. The Food: They have oysters, so get some duh! I would also recommend the beet salad, UGA caviar, beef tartar, and octopus for a complete and healthy meal. See full Kimball House menu. XOXO

Wednesday Night Parties in Atlanta

So you are in from out of town and don't know where to go on Wednesday night? It can be hard to find something to do because Atlanta isn't a 24/7 city like New York where there is something going on all the time. Usually, Monday to Wednesday nights will only have a couple of places open so the trick is just finding one. Luckily, here they are:

Tongue & Groove - Salsa/Latin & Hip Hop Party
This upscale club has been know for Latin nights for a while now, so be prepared to dance with talented partners to a mix of Batchata, Merengue, Salsa, and Hip Hop in the small room. Mixed crowd.

MJQ - Hip Hop, Soul, & Electronic Party
This underground classic venue is a staple of many ATLiens from back in the day. The venue is literally underground and dark. Great chill vibes, cheap drinks, and mixed crowd.

  

Prive Nightclub - Hip Hop & Rap Party
Found this gem when I was in town for the holidays and there was nothing to do. It is upscale and overpriced for drink, but a good place to go if you want to listen to Hip Hop or Rap music in Atlanta. The DJ is great, but the party gets started late. More of a place to people watch than dance as there is no where to sit unless you pay for a table.

Best Memes from Real Housewives of Atlanta

1. Nene on her friendship with Cynthia.

 

 

2. When Nene has a bad hair day.

 



3. When you get your brows done at Lenox Mall for the reunion show.

4. After watching the RHOA marathon for 12 hours straight.

5.

Best Atlanta Resturant for Tourist on Business Trips

When you are a tourist in Atlanta it is likely that you are here visiting a convention, conference, or business meeting. You are excited because you get put up at a nice hotel and look forward to the many work meals you will get for free.

Little Trouble Social Club for young ballers.

So, if you are in the process of planning a business trip or leisure weekend, these restaurants are a great destination to mix business and pleasure in one meal. Local cuisines, international fusion, and specialty cocktails make these a perfect choice for tourist who want to visit Atlanta's best restaurants.


1. Heirloom Market BBQ: A local couple who mixes both or their traditional food backgrounds into one delicious Southern-Korean fusion. So if you like kimchee with your brisket, you'll fit right in. Perfect for lunch, but not good for drinks or a long dinner.

King + Duke meat for real business men.

2. King + Duke: This urban and sophisticated restaurant is crowded with business people during the week. The crowd is dominated by people in business suites, great for networking or talking about business over a long dinner. Perks are that it is quiet enough to talk in an intimate setting, yet has social areas like an outside bar and patio for socializing.

3. Little Trouble: For younger business professionals or those who might work in the music or entertainment industry, you may want something more chic to impress your clients. This place is trendy yet small enough to feel like an urban boutique experience. It has great specialty cocktails and a select menu of Asian-influenced tapas so it is less formal than a business dinner.

Love & Hip Hop Atlanta - LHHATL Insider's Gossip Recap

If you love Atlanta, you'll love everything about the reality show Love & Hip Hop Atlanta! It is us in that is is classy, ratchet, funny, and smart all at the same time. It is a great look in what it is like to live among the big houses, flashy lifestyle, and down-home attitude of hip hop starts (or wannabe hip hop stars) in the black capital of the South.

Being from Atlanta give one a special insiders point of view because you know where the places are that they visit and it provides a lot more context to the show. For example, most Atlanta reality stars don't even live in the actual city. Rasheeda lives in the country and the other in random suburbs of Atlanta that are like 45 minutes away where the houses are big and cheap. Sure, the houses look big and fancy on TV, but if you are from here you know the truth.

Location is also an important factor when it come to their businesses. Karlie Redd brags about having a store, but what most people don't know is that the mall where the store is located is like one of the worst ghetto malls in Atlanta, not very impressive. On the other hand, Rasheeda Shows off her boss bitch skills by opening her store at Lenox Mall - a much more upscale, exclusive, and expensive mall.

This insiders look really gives the show a reality check because things are not what they appear on TV. It really makes their lifestyle look more like an average person than a hip hop star's lifestyle.

Same goes for their "booming" music careers. Its funny that when it comes to their big events, parties, and performances; most of them are in very small and unpopular venues. What might look like performance showcase is actually a strip club or they even had a a "fancy" dinner at places that are just like going to The Cheesecake Factory - not very glamorous!

Tips for Going to TomorrowWorld In Atlanta

If you are coming to Atlanta for the first time on the way to TomorrowWorld, good luck! Atlanta isn’t as easy to navigate like normal cities like New York City, so below are some tips for new arrivals.

• Driving Directions: Atlanta’s city streets are planned out in a grid so a lot of newcomers get lost easily. For one thing, many streets have similar names like Peachtree Road, Peachtree Industrial, and Peachtree Circle. Also, look out for streets that turn into a different street or o in a different direction.
• Sunday Alcohol Sales: Atlanta used to not sell any alcohol on Sundays, but a new law now lets you buy booze after 12:30 on Sundays. Just keep this in mind when you go for brunch because you’ll have to wait for your mimosa a bit if you get there early.
• Local DJs: There is a great techno/house music scene here and it is run by local DJs. They plan the parties and have great connects when it comes to TommorowWorld. You can catch all of them at the local DJ stage, but one of my favorites is Komron.
• TomorrowWorld After Parties: Even if you don’t make it to the main event, there will be plenty of after parties to support TommorowWorld. This is great to catch one of the headliner DJs for cheaper or out and about in town. I recommend venues such as The Soundtable, Music Room, and Lava Lounge.
• Food: Try some local cuisine while you are here. There are a bunch of places you can stop while driving up that ATLiens love like Chick-fil-A, Waffle House, and Cracker Barrel.

When your ex DJ boyfriend introduces you to his new "girl"

Esther Does Cocaine for the First Time

Esther is a high-strung, perfectionist with tons of energy. So it if you knew her, you would think it is strange that she would want to do cocaine, She definitely doesn't need it because she is full of energy all the time and barely can handle coffee. She drinks her coffee in a chai late so that it is not to strong and her ideal weekend is doing charity work or going to networking events.

Since Esther's lifestyle is so active and full of basic activities such as brunch and shopping at the Gap, it is no wonder she doesn't have much time to hit the Atlanta party scene. However, every once in a while Esther get's convinced to go out for special occasions like birthdays. After all, it is the proper thing to do and Esther is all about manners!

On one special birthday occasion, Esther got invited to an afterparty. Since afterparties usually consist of hook ups and drugs it was strange that she actually made it out. It was her endless energy and enthusiasm  that led to her continuing to party when she arrived at the afterparty at 3 AM. Once the cocaine was out, it was also said enthusiasm. upitty optimism, and a couple of drinks that made it seem like trying cocaine would be a good idea.

Needless to say her first-time cocaine experience was atypical of most cocaine users. With fair warning, she was told not to do it, "Don't do it. You can't handle it." Her friend and said, "You already have so much energy. You don't need it!"

Esther proceeds to take a bump of coke and says, "I don't feel anything.". Everyone starts laughing and says "Ok, whatever," knowing that it will hit her in a couple of minutes. After a short pause, Esther proceeds to talk non-stop about how and why she thinks cocaine should be legal (lol). At 6 AM, Esther is still going. After actively participating with the coke heads, she decides to go home at 8 AM - still no sleep and no end in sight.

While her sleeping friend waits for her back at home, she arrives announcing, "I did coke!" as she burst through the door. Startled and half awake, her friend grumbles "Go to sleep." Esther replies, "I can't. I have so much to do. Go to the grocery store, clean, pool party..." as she jumps on the computer and starts replying to various emails. She then left the house and did't fall asleep until that night. "I don't feel anything, yeah right!"

Atlanta Electronic Music Scene

The Atlanta music scene has grown in regards to House and Techno music and the center of it is on Edgewood Avenue. Edgewood is a great spot to dance and listen to music because there are several bars on the same block. That means you can walk from bar to bar and don't have to worry about getting stuck in one place the whole night as most bars are free or cheap ($5-10 entry).

On Edgwood you can find international and local DJs who play at least once a week at various bars. So, if you live here and are looking for something new or if you are visiting from out ouf town, Edgewood is a great place to stop when traveling to Atlanta.

For electronic music fans, groupies, or ravers; check out these top bars. This venues have weekly parties so there is always something going on due to various DJ crews that throw parties for themselves or host other DJs from out of town.

House and techno bars in order -- with my favorites on top:

• The Soundtable - This place is an amazing Asian fusion restaurant at night, but turns into a poppin' bar and lounge at night. The venue is small and gets crowded fast, so get there early and grab a fancy cocktail.
• Space 2 - This is one of the newest venues as it is was added to connect with the Soundtable to provide more space for dancing. Sometimes they both open and you can go from one venue to the other via the back patio. Kinda grungy and better for raves, so if you are looking for something classier, go to The Soundtable.
• The Music Room - This place seems like a downstairs college bar where there is a big dance floor and stage. The stage also brings in bands and rappers, so the crowd usually ends up pretty mixed.
• Speakeasy - This  is like the smaller version of The Soundtable, but more chill and loungy as it doesn't get to crazy. There are specialty drinks and is a great place to pregame or kick-off a date as it is next to a pizza place.