Friday, March 18, 2016

Best House Music Playlist for March 2016

Hiiii, spring is here and with that comes some happy dancey House music. This is what I am listening to now and what has been playing at some of the Atlanta House parties this month! WHat do you think of this playlist?

1. Leonardo Gonnelli - Beside


2. Martin Solveig & GTA - Intoxicated (Official Music Video)


3. David Zowie - House Every Weekend



4. DeMarzo - Physical Attraction (Original Mix)


5. Hot Since 82 - Veins (Original Mix)



Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Things Basic Girls Do in Atlanta

Basic girls in Atlanta be like...

1. Mimosas and brunch at Cheesecake Factory

At least go somewhere cool for brunch like Park Tavern and enjoy the weather.

2. Shop at Ann Taylor Loft

Why are you trying to dress like a 40 year old woman?

3. Fireball shots!

Why tho?

4. Go on dates to eat ice cream or drink coffee.

Um, no. All dates should include alcohol. We are not 15 years old!

5. Says things like "vibessss <3" and "music is my best friend".

Everyone likes music, you ain't special.

6. Dates a local photographer, DJ, or musician.

Losers.

Making a Murderer Memes






Thursday, March 3, 2016

The Crazy Old Lady at Intermezzo Cafe

Watch out! There is a crazy old lady that hangs out at the Intermezzo Cafe in Dunwoody that tries to pick up men in very sneak ways. This is true - I seent it with my own eyes!

Imagine Cruella de Wil (from 101 Dalmations) with a fur coat, bad plastic surgery, and dripping in fake costume jewelry. What a character, ha!

Same.


When I saw her, she walking in with 2 broken legs in temporary casts and went straight to the bar. She ordered a gin and tonic and looked for her next victim. The fake casts were obviously a ploy to get men to feel sorry for her.

Once she saw a man walk by, she would "accidentally" drop cash on the floor and ask the man to pick it up for her, striking up a conversation at the same time. After talking for 1-2 minutes, she would ask the man to buy her a drink because her drink was empty because it  "fell on the floor". Sneaky!

Then she would somehow knock her drink into the man, making it seem like he spilled the drink on her. She would complain about it and try to get them to make up for it by "giving her a ride home". Ha, this lady is crazy!

In real life.


At that point, the men would notice that she was crazy and leave.

This happened several times to different men over a couple of hours while I was there. Though the last man I saw said he was going to leave for 30 minutes, come back, and drive her home. Yo bro, i know she is crazy, but you are even worse for going home with her!

She ordered a meal to go, SAVAGE!


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Atlanta Groupie Guide!

Atlanta is a headquarters for the type of women you see on reality TV - thots, groupies, chickenheads, etc. Why? Is it a stereotype? No, it’s true! Atlanta is full of groupies and it one of the worst things about going out and dating in Atlanta. You can't expect to date someone that doesn't have a couple of groupies after them (male or female)!

Groupies be like.


There are many types of groupies, but we deal mainly with the ones in the Atlanta party scene. These are the worst type because they perpetually fawn over mediocre DJs who play at "underground" parties and clubs. Tip to groupie: If you gonna be a groupie, at least be a groupie to someone with real talent and money, Jesus! For this, and other reasons, these groupies are so whack!

Groupies at the music festival.


Another reason why groupies ruin the scene is because they hype up a DJs ego even if they aren't good, making it harder for real fans of the music to be honest about how they feel about the parties they throw. For examples, they will says something like:

"omg! that party was amazing! vibesssss <3"

My boyfriend is a DJ.


So, be warned. Some ways to spot this type of groupie are:

1. Goes to parties -- alone!
2. Dances behind the DJ booth -- alone!
3. Bounces around the party talking to random people for like 2 minutes each.
4. Takes pictures of themselves and random people and the DJ without warning.
5. They walk around like they have an "amazing" outfit on, but it is not amazing. It is likely a combination of "vintage" and Forever 21.
6. They say that they are going to every party on Facebook, even if they don't go.
7. They have a crew of groupie friends.
8. They say things like "vibes" and "music is my best friend".
9. They go to music festivals.
10. They like everything on Facebook that a DJ posts.
11. Has slept with several local DJs
12. Is self-proclaimed “crazy”.

Thursday Parties in Atlanta

Hey, if you are a local you already know where to go! This is for all of our visitors, welcome! We know Atlanta can be confusing, but there are plenty of parties on Thursdays so try one of these this week.

1. Eclipse De Luna: The Dunwoody location has had a Latin/Salsa party every Thursday since I was in college (10 years ago), haha. So it is always a good choice to go there for dinner, tapas, drinks, and dancing.



2. Speakeasy: This spot is more of a loungy bar, but has a chill party every Thursday with local house/techno DJs. So if you just want to get a drink and listen to goo music, go here.

3. Opera Night Club: If you are used to partying in Las Vegas, that's the vibe you will get here. Its a super club with a big dance floor and fancy decorations. They have usually have a mix of DJs, EDM, and pop hits; but Thurday's are hip-hop nights. Outdoor patio make it cute for the summer.