Thursday, March 3, 2016

The Crazy Old Lady at Intermezzo Cafe

Watch out! There is a crazy old lady that hangs out at the Intermezzo Cafe in Dunwoody that tries to pick up men in very sneak ways. This is true - I seent it with my own eyes!

Imagine Cruella de Wil (from 101 Dalmations) with a fur coat, bad plastic surgery, and dripping in fake costume jewelry. What a character, ha!

Same.


When I saw her, she walking in with 2 broken legs in temporary casts and went straight to the bar. She ordered a gin and tonic and looked for her next victim. The fake casts were obviously a ploy to get men to feel sorry for her.

Once she saw a man walk by, she would "accidentally" drop cash on the floor and ask the man to pick it up for her, striking up a conversation at the same time. After talking for 1-2 minutes, she would ask the man to buy her a drink because her drink was empty because it  "fell on the floor". Sneaky!

Then she would somehow knock her drink into the man, making it seem like he spilled the drink on her. She would complain about it and try to get them to make up for it by "giving her a ride home". Ha, this lady is crazy!

In real life.


At that point, the men would notice that she was crazy and leave.

This happened several times to different men over a couple of hours while I was there. Though the last man I saw said he was going to leave for 30 minutes, come back, and drive her home. Yo bro, i know she is crazy, but you are even worse for going home with her!

She ordered a meal to go, SAVAGE!


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